A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are ...

One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" ...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he
observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed ...

A brunette, red head and blonde walk into an elevator with a puddle of white liquid on the floor.
The brunette looks at it and states quite matter of factly "it looks like cum"
The red ...