A Witch

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to
have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at
the local brothel.

The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to
her
manager, "go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.

These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on
them. They won't know the difference." the manager does as he is
told
and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.

As they are walking home the first man says, "you know, I think my
girl was dead "Dead?" says his friend, "why would you say that?"
"well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving
her."
His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
a witch, why the hell would you say that?"

"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I
gave
her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window."