Sex Humor Jokes

Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection.
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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist ...

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A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant. The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to ...

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There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.
There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches ...

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One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to try to get a cute coil to let him discharge. He picked up Milli Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across Wheastone ...

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A young Father has finally had enough of his son's wetting his pants, and takes him aside.
"Son", said the Father, "You are going to have to learn how to urinate properly, and no longer in ...

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A Priest is downtown when a hooker walks up, "Hey father, head, $10.00."
The Priest didn't understand and went back to the church.
He asks a nun, "What's head?"
The nun says, ...

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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the ...

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A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?"
He declines. "It's this Viagra," ...

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It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. "This is amazing. ...

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A scene from the movie Ruthless People. It's been a while but I'll try to retell the scene for anyone who hasn't seen it before. Danny De Vito is in his office behind his desk and is being questioned ...

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Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to
have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at
the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the ...

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