Sex Humor Jokes
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. |
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist ... |
A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant. The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to ... |
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it. |
One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to try to get a cute coil to let him discharge. He picked up Milli Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across Wheastone ... |
A young Father has finally had enough of his son's wetting his pants, and takes him aside. |
A Priest is downtown when a hooker walks up, "Hey father, head, $10.00." |
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. |
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?" |
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. "This is amazing. ... |
A scene from the movie Ruthless People. It's been a while but I'll try to retell the scene for anyone who hasn't seen it before. Danny De Vito is in his office behind his desk and is being questioned ... |
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to |